I just wanted to update everyone because I know you are all dying to know. I WON! I won my fantasy football league, first place. My team name is "Frojoe Baggins"

I edged out Jerky Boys in a Fantasy Playoffs nail-biter! As I chanted "BLOCK THAT KICK!", Chicago's defense decided to hede my council, and that last minute blocked kick was the swing to put the match into my favor.

You can all congratulate me now.

The best part is what I win. I don't win some stupid pot of money, or some insignificant trophy. I win bragging rights, which is the best reward ever!